Wearing a STUNT QUEEN dress with a built-in fetus globe worked for Jennifer Aniston yet again. Jennifer has another “Yup, There’s A Fetus In There!” cover of a tabloid to wallpaper her Beanie Baby nursery with. UsWeekly (via The Daily Mail) says that the slight bump on Aniston’s body isn’t a bloat bubble of tequila and air kisses from her Baby Alive dolls. A source says that an actual fetus is growing in there, but she’s not ready to shout it in front of Maddox’s window just yet.
“She is scared of having a miscarriage, given her age, so they are not saying anything until she is six months along. Jen and Justin’s wedding plans are on hold for the time being, the baby is taking priority.”
I know we all have 50,000 words to spit out about Aniston having a case of the BABIES!!! for the 800th time, but let’s just let Holly Madison’s kid Rainbow Aurora say it all for us:
Aniston’s spokeswhore has already stamped the “LIES!!!” label on UsWeekly’s cover. But he should’ve just said that it’s Tabloid Wednesday and Jennifer Aniston is always knocked up on Tabloid Wednesday.