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September 18, 2013 / Posted by:

Jean Woods, one of the glamorous seasoned stars of Channel 4′s documentary Fabulous Fashionistas! 

Fabulous Fashionistas (no, I can’t with that tile) is about six retired British memaws who are spending the Metamucil phase of their lives putting young whores to shame with their impeccable style. 75-year-old Jean Woods is one of those memaws and I just want to hold her fanny pack as she shops for strapless studded garbage bag dresses at Topshop.

According to The Daily Mail, after Jean’s husband floated off to the great big caramel square factory in the sky five years ago, she got a job at the Gap, becoming their oldest employee. The Gap could not contain her glamour, so she went on to work at other boutiques. Just like the other memaws in Fabulous Fashionistas, Jean wears what she wants to wear and doesn’t give two shits if hating bitches think she’s too old to wear something from Urban Outfitters.

“I have always been interested in fashion, but more so as I have got older,’ explains Jean. ‘I like to dress as I want to dress. When I put something on, I don’t think ‘will anybody think I look good?’ I just decide in my own mind whether I look good – I don’t really care about other people.”

When I’m Memaw Jean’s age, I plan to wear nothing but a stain-resistant cotton onesie with a trap tramp door flap on the ass and two big pockets for my chancleta and a bottle of Jack, but thank God for memaws like her who are keeping it glamorous. Yes to those silver toddler bangs and those exquisite grasshopper leg brows. Looking like “Jane Lane: The Later Years” is the look.

Here’s a short trailer for FF and I’m already working on a petition to get them to air this piece of beauty in the US.

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