Afternoon Crumbs
James Franco staged a gay paparazzi photo shoot and called it HIGH ART! The squirting pit really is a poetic touch and it should be his signature from now on – Towleroad
Anna Wintour looks about as excited as my abuelita when my tias would force her to take pictures with her grandchildren on Christmas Eve – Lainey Gossip
If I didn’t know this photo shoot starring England’s Finest Rose was for Zoo Magazine, I’d assume it was for French Vogue – Hollywood Tuna
Iggy Azalea tries to do her best blond Bettie Page in Complex – Drunken Stepfather
So I guess this means that Wonky McValtrex has never cleaned her own mouth then – Celebitchy
Goopy Paltrow won’t stop talking about her snatch fur until every one of us wakes in the middle of the night screaming after having a nightmare about her snatch fur – The Superficial
At your office holiday party, you probably got a Starbucks gift card as a present. At the Insane Clown Posse’s office, the ladies get vagina tighteners as presents. Jealous? I’ll wait here as you check Monster for any job openings there – Gawker
Kim Richards’ Real Housewives of Beverly Hills portrait is a thing of awkward beauty – Reality Tea
The time I mistook Jaime King for Amy Poehler – Popoholic
Marky Mark got his school diploma. POW! – ICYDK
In the third picture down, they all look like raccoons coming to get your stash – The Berry
Kate Winslet’s brain works. She’s not going to take Ned Rocknroll’s last name – IDLYITW
German Man Ass Alert! – OMG Blog
In case you needed to be reminded that under Beyonce’s lace front is a never-ending river of money – HuffPo
AndersonCooperSassySideEye.GIF at George Clooney being called “The” Silver Fox – Popsugar
A newlywed couple crashed Brad Pitt’s time at the bar . I swear, brides and grooms think they can do ANYTHING on their special day, even mess with a ho’s drinking time – Videogum
Diane Kruger is addicted to Honey Boo Boo – Just Jared
Jason Biggs in drag looks like Adam Sandler in Kate Pierson drag – SOW
Nicole Richie looks like the inside of your rain gutters after autumn ends – I’m Not Obsessed