To prepare for his charity race against ASkars to the South Pole, Prince Hot Ginge spent the night in “The Chiller,” a freezer modeled after Nicole Kidman’s icy heart that simulates the conditions in the arctic. The temp in the freezer dropped to minus 31 degrees and PHG’s body was hit with 45mph winds.
That ice cold wind tried it, but it still couldn’t extinguish the human flame that is PHG. But really, PHG is doing it all wrong. One winter, I lived in an apartment in NYC with a busted radiator and wonky windows that let the wind in. It would get so cold that my ass lips would become frozen slugs and I sometimes had to wear my coat and 10 pairs of socks to bed. I know how to deal with ice cold weather (not really), so if I was with PHG, I’d tell him that the only way to get warm is to wear each other like sleeping bags. It’s the only way!