If you’ve always wanted to know how a kid would turn out if you gave him millions of dollars to buy whatever he wants (see: weed, beer, Xenu and diaper pants), never disciplined him and let him study only the subjects he wants to study (see: weed 101, beer 101, Xenu 101 and diaper pants 101), then here’s your answer. Down low Scientologist and the future US Secretary of Education Jaden Smith showed his Co$ness during the past couple of days when he dribbled out some capitalized words of wisdom on Twatter. Today I’m thankful for rich, celebrity teenagers on Twitter, because when they get deep, they get hilarious.
If Everybody In The World Capitalized The First Letter Of Every Word Everybody Would Be Really Fucking Tired Because Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word Is Exhausting. But seriously, are we sure Jaden Smith isn’t really a newborn baby who can speak, because he’s the most intelligent being on Planet Earth.
This is why it’s never a good idea for a Scientologist to tweet right after watching Baby Geniuses while stoned. And let me fix that last tweet for Jaden:
School Scientology Is The Tool To Brainwash The Youth. Much better!