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September 12, 2013 / Posted by:

Clearly Canadian!

When I was a kid and taking classes at the world-renowned and completely legit modeling and charm school Barbizon, we would take a break from learning how to sit on a chair right to walk down to the corner 7-Eleven for snack time. The other kids would buy Coke and Dr. Pepper and other trashy shit like that. But since I was serious about my studies, I kept it one hundred percent classy by buying Clearly Canadian. I mean, Clearly Canadian was sparkling water (classy points: +3), made with natural flavors (classy points: +2), imported from a foreign country (classy points: +8) and it came in a glass bottle (classy points: +1000). It was clearly the classier choice.

I haven’t seen or had a Clearly Canadian in a long time and the other day while I was sipping on a Sprite and white wine spritzer (I am still keeping it elegant after all these years), I wondered if it still exists. So I looked it up and it does! Why didn’t anybody tell me this? You can get it at Big Lots. The bottle has changed, but it’s still sparkling water, it’s still imported from a foreign country and it still comes in a glass bottle. It’s classier than ever!

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