After three weeks of flirting with Mario Falcone from TOWIE and making viewers clutch at their nipples in pain by flashing her purple tits of doom, Courtney Stodden was evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother house in London last night. The Porn Iguana and the human disco ball Louie Spence were the sixth and seventh hos to be kicked out of the house. Pure elegance has left the building!
While wearing a stunning shade of lipstick in Pepto-Bismol barf pink and a ratty nest of weaves that gave her that fresh “I got attacked by rabid raccoons during an outdoor orgy” look, Courtney told CBB host Emma Willis that she was hoping she would be kicked out of the house. Courtney wanted to explain herself for flirting with Mario. Courtney said that Doug has nothing to worry about. She’s still the Anna Nicole to Doug Hutchison’s broke down, busted, Dollar Tree J. Howard Marshall. Being away from Doug for three weeks didn’t un-brainwash her.
Earlier this week, Courtney and Mario were forced to be handcuffed together and the cameras caught her hand caressing his hand and vice versa. Courtney told Emma that their hands weren’t making sweet love to each other, “We were touching hands and it was out of boredom. I wouldn’t be doing that if I had feelings for him.”
The Daily Mail says that Doug bought Courtney’s explanation and he smiled from the front row while holding a bunch of balloons. It was very sweet and thoughtful of Doug to bring Courtney balloons. Because it looks like the overstuffed plastic bags in her chest are going to explode any minute, so she’s going to need replacements.