Afternoon Crumbs
Watching the video of GOOP’s garden party is like peering into the keyhole on the door to Hell – Lainey GossipĀ
I will 100% forgive Miley Cyrus for terrorizing me with her alien lizard tongue if that’s a Beverly Hills Teens jean jacket she’s wearing – Drunken Stepfather
Chrissy Teigen’s nipple: Here it is – The Superficial
Robin Thicke is talking about his marriage again – Celebitchy
Vanna White’s 19-year-old son has a special relationship (read: they fucking) with a 34-year-old gay Hare Krishna monk and he wants $1 million of her money to build an ashram. There’s really nothing more for me to add to that. – Towelroad
Crazy Jelly Beans is coming back to The Real Housewives of New York – Reality Tea
MiserAlba looks like a pilgrim hipster – Hollywood Tuna
If a dude doesn’t call Jenny McCarthy, it’s not because he’s gay, it’s because he doesn’t want to get the mumps – IDLYITW
Happy Clean Your Damn Bathroom Before You Take A Selfie Thursday! – The Berry
Vanessa Hudgens’ hair looks like a collie’s tail – Popoholic
Please, the only pussy Lady CaCa likes to suck on is her own – ICYDK
Joseph Gordon-Levitt on Out Magazine – Just Jared
Kanye Kardashian is that loud annoying ho at the party who gets all mouthy and makes eyes roll after he’s had too many sips of Grey Goose – HuffPo
One of the pitches for Jurassic World leaked – OMG Blog
The streets of Hollywood are filling with panty pudding from every Warner Bros. exec, because J.K. Rowling agreed to make a Harry Potter spin-off movie – Pajiba
Cate Blanchett has midget brows in AnOther Magazine – I’m Not Obsessed
Prince William is retiring from the Royal Air Force – Popsugar
Current day Mitzi Gaynor, is that you? – SOW
Nicole Cage is still on that shit – Videogum