Open Post: Hosted By RiRi’s Cock Clutch

September 11, 2013 / Posted by:

No, you didn’t accidentally go onto refinedelegance.com, but I’m sure this picture would be on there if you did. This is RiRi being the epitome of dignified grace and demureness in London while giving it to her bodyguard’s ass with her big fat cock clutch. I’m pretty sure RiRi is making fun of Miley and Miley’s pappy at the same time. Bitch is doing the Miley with her tongue while wearing a non-ASPCA approved tortured rattail mullet on her head. Can we just combine RiRi and Miley, because the world can only take one of them at a time.

I’m also trying to figure out if RiRi looks like the lost member of Kriss Kross who nobody tried to find or if she looks like a mash-up of every member of TLC circa 1991.

And if that cock clutch doesn’t have a jizz-shaped coin purse in it, then I’ll be really disappointed.

Pics: Bauer Griffin, Splash, Wenn.com

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