Emily Blunt, who I always look at and say, “Girl, you’ve fucked Michael Bublé,” is going to start shooting the Into the Woods movie in a quick second and in that shit, she plays the Baker’s Wife, a woman who can’t have kids. So while she’s playing a woman who can’t have kids, she’ll have a real-life fetus growing in her womb. Acting! I kind of hope that the director doesn’t cover her growing fetus balloon (the search for “baby bump’s” replacement continues) with trees and Johnny Depp’s stuffed wolf bulge, so that she’ll be talking about not being able to have kids while visibly knocked all the way up.
Anyway, both People and UsWeekly say that 30-year-old Emily and her 33-year-old husband of 3 years John Krasinski will be covered in drool and newborn caca in a few months. Emily is pregnant with their first kid. Some source tells UsWeekly that Emily and John recently bought a bigger house, because they need a larger place to put their future kids in:
“They both want kids, it’s one of the reasons they got a bigger place, in a neighborhood that you can raise a family. They both couldn’t be more excited.”
Oh, the rich. When they get knocked up, they buy a bigger house. When the regulars get knocked up, they replace the dusty, unused treadmill in their master bedroom with a crib from Target. But you know, buying a bigger house when you’re knocked up is a good idea. It’s nice to have as many rooms as possible to run into and weep while your newborn roommate screeches at all hours of the night.
Congrats to Emily and John’s unborn baby who will soon be able to call Stanley Tucci “Uncle Tooch.”
And here’s Emily and John at LAX a couple of weeks ago.