Five days ago, Brad Pitt still had a fall of greasy hair on his head and most of it is gone. Brad Pitt no longer looks like Jennifer Aniston if Jennifer Aniston mixed her Botox with testosterone and liquid THC. Brad Pitt debuted his newly shaved head for the paps on the set of his movie Fury in England yesterday. Most are assuming that he chopped his hair off for the movie, but I’m going to choose to believe that Maddox and the rest of the child army were sick of him shedding all over the place so they took a Flowbee to his head while he was in a stoner coma.
Being the saint that he is, I’m sure Brad Pitt donated his locked to charity. Brad Pitt’s hair is probably 90% THC and completely smokeable, so he donated it to the British charity Stoners In Need. If you see a stoner wandering around England and muttering to himself about architecture and inevitableness, you know what they’ve been smoking.