Afternoon Crumbs

September 11, 2013 / Posted by:

Taylor Swift’s new maybe piece of the moment Brenton Thwaites is totally not her type and by that I mean the opposite since he looks like he fell out of his mother’s cooch 5 seconds ago and won’t run away when he makes him a heart-shaped strawberry tart with her Easy Bake Oven - Lainey Gossip 

Bitch please, we all know Gorilla Head strolled into Neiman Marcus, hid those Hermes plates under Juicy Joe’s tits and strolled on out – Reality Tea

Naya Rivera looks like she’s on the cover of a freestyle record from 1988 – Drunken Stepfather

A buffet of beards – The Berry

Zoe Saldana’s secret husband has luxurious hair – Celebitchy

Chuck Norris’ thoughts on Syria vs. ScarJo’s tits (Tip: Take ScarJo’s tits) – The Superficial

Willam, Detox and Vicky Vox must really, really want Amanda Bynes to call them ugly – Towleroad

Courtney Love reminds me why I sometimes love Courtney Love – IDLYITW

It looks like Jenny McCarthy wore her dress backwards and it looks like her titties don’t like it - Hollywood Tuna

Miley Cyrus wore pants. Mark this day. – Popoholic

Panty Creamer of the Day: Tyson Beckford walking around with his nips out – ICYDK

Jake Gyllenhaal’s manicured beard on VMan – Just Jared

The teaser trailer for House of Versace starring Gina Gershon as Donatella Versace tells me that I better start getting stoned now because it’s going to a beautiful gold-covered wreck - OMG Blog

Hugh Hefner’s old diaper nurse got married at Disneyland – HuffPo

So many Royale with cheese jokes, so little time – Popsugar

And New York Fashion Week can end now that Miss Lawrence has graced it with his presence – Crunk + Disorderly

Those Paranormal Activity movies are getting weirder and weirder – Videogum

Dr. 90210 wishes he came up with this idea - The Frisky

Tumblr’s sweetheart Bendadick Cumsinbatches hates the Internet – I’m Not Obsessed



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