On the left is Posh Beckham wearing a quilt dress from her own collection while going into a building in NYC yesterday and on the right is a chair wearing one of those blankets that moving companies use to move your shit.
Posh gets points, because I can’t stop laughing at this mattress pad mess and when the dress billows up while she’s walking, it looks like ten clouds of farts are wafting out of her ass. And we all know it’s physically impossible for Posh to fart. You need internal organs to fart and Posh doesn’t have any. Posh also gets points, because she looks like an extra absorbent maxi-pad.
The chair gets points, because it’s wearing that quilted moving blanket with ease. The chair is wearing the moving blanket, the moving blanket is not wearing the chair. I bet it looked even better after the movers held that blanket down with ten rolls of duct tape.
The winner is: THE CHAIR! (Like I even had to point that out.)