When I told one of my friends on IM that the video of the “Most Epic Twerk Fail” was funny, but probably staged and choreographed, he told me to shut my gaping shit hole and just because most of my past fuck pieces faked orgasms with me doesn’t mean that everything is fake (point taken). But now that friend can have a seat on a glass coffee table full of lit candles and an open bottle of booze, because I’ve been vindicated!
Some hos are aimlessly wandering the Internet today, not knowing what to believe, because last night Kimmy Jimmel (I’m just going to keep that typo there) admitted that he’s behind the viral video of the girl twerking her way to an early death. Jimmy wanted to kill twerking forever, so he got professional stunt woman Daphne Avalon to show the dangers of twerking. Jimmy claims that they didn’t promote the video at all. They just uploaded it to YouTube and let the Internet do what it does. It got over 9 million hits and dozens of news outlets covered it, but then again the news will cover anything.
So that’s that! Now that Jimmy Kimmel admitted that he’s behind the twerk fail video, maybe he can also admit that he’s the master prankster behind everything that Miley’s been doing for the past 3 months.