Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 10, 2013 / Posted by:

Da Palani singer, songwriter, literary writer, sensual dancer, artist, massage therapist and turtle savior!

Da Palani describes himself on his website as “a reggae influenced singer, song & literary writer, with a strong focus on community and sustainability.” Da Palani really is focusing hard on community and he knows his video for his song “Mystical Sex” is exactly what the community needs. However, he’s doing a bad job of focusing on sustainability, because I can hardly sustain my soul while watching him swish, sway and get down on the beach. It’s almost like watching a one-man game of charades on meth. It’s mystical! It’s sex!

Lady GaGa, Miley Cyrus, Kanye and Katy Perry should take a seat in the first row and start taking notes, because Da Palani knows what we want to see in a video. We want hula-hooping, belly dancing, Mojo stick dancing, pole dancing, whatever kind of dancing he’s doing and close-up shots of fruit trees and shots from a fireplace DVD. That’s what we want.

Happy Tuesday, everyone! Don’t forget to experience mystical sex.

(For Toni)

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