After I hit the red snooze bar on my iPhone for the 200th time this morning and poured cold coffee directly into my eyeballs, I skipped through my normal sites and my barely open eyes landed on this beautimous headline at People. The best part of waking up is watching Pumpkin shave the yellow hairs off of Mama June’s luscious soufflé of chins and neck.
On the season finale of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Pumpkin helps the Bombshell of Georgia, Mama June, get ready for her commitment ceremony with Sugar Bear by taking a razor to her neck hairs. You’d think that Mama June gets her neck smooth by smearing sketti sauce all over it and letting her chirruns nibble the hairs off, but nope . Mama June is an old-fashioned kind of beauty who shaves the fuzz off of her bushel of peaches neck with a razor. Mama June needs her own beauty column in Redneck Quarterly, because everyone should know her tips to staying beautimous
And I really hope that Mama June donated her shaved-off neck hairs to help the plight of Justin Bieber’s sad stache.
Here’s our two national treasures, Mama June and Sugar Bear, taping an episode of Extra yesterday.