Tyra Banks paid tribute to 15 iconic (her word, not mine) supermodels and since she can’t pay tribute to anyone without paying tribute to herself, she dressed up like all of them. The First Lady of Crazy tweeted 3 of the 15 pictures and claims that it was all done with make-up and posing and none of the pictures were touched by Photoshop. Jezebel says that all 15 portraits were photographed by Udo Spreitzenbarth and will be displayed at Jack Studios in NYC, because this shit is art! The 15 supermodels that TyTy does herself up as include Cindy Crawford (above), Kate Moss, Cara Delevigne, Jerry Hall, Linda Evangelista, Twiggy, Lauren Hutton, Iman, Brooke Shields, Claudia Schiffer, Grace Jones, Carmen Dell’Orefice, Kate Upton, Karlie Kloss and OF COURSE a 15-year-old Tyra Banks.
Tyra needs to re-educate herself, because less than half of those models are considered icons. Where’s Phoebe Price?! Where’s Angelyne? And no Naomi Campbell?! I guess that feud lives on.
Anyway, here’s TyTy as Kate Moss:
She’s looking like a scared and cold Smeagol who eats nothing but the toe nails of children and hasn’t taken a satisfying shit in years. NAILED IT! And here’s Ty Ty as Cara Delewhatevervingne:
Jezebel points out that some crazy bitches on Twatter are looking at these pictures and screaming WHITEFACE. They don’t think it’s right for a black person to put on whiteface since it’s not right for a white person to put on blackface. No, whiteface is not a real thing that exists. What really offends me is the fact that Tyra is trying to say these weren’t Photoshopped and it really REALLY offends me that she didn’t give any credit to my chola cousin who regularly used baby powder as a cover-up, because she said she wanted to look like a dramatic clown all the time.