A room service attendant and guests at a hotel in Detroit witnessed what I’m sure hundreds have already witnessed: DMX naked sprinting through the hallways. This is probably a daily thing for his ass. When DMX isn’t posing for his 1,987,648th mug shot, he’s making his dick slap all over the police by running naked through a hotel hallway.
TMZ somehow got a hold of footage from a security camera of DMX taking his chonies off before making the wind sweep across his b-hole by participating in a crackhead marathon for one. DMX told TMZ that he just felt like running around the hallways with nothing but his house arrest anklet and socks on. But DMX’s rep told VIBE that it was a dare:
“DMX was a Detroit hotel with his DJ (DJ NonStop) and his road manager (Montana) before his performance with Eve and Lil Kim on August 31st. X and the team were killing time at the hotel before the concert and dared each other to streak in the hallway. No one was aware that security cameras were rolling and it was just a playful dare between friends.”
1. This might be the sanest thing that DMX has done in a long time.
2. Since DMX isn’t too scared to take a dare, DJ NonStop and Montana should dare him to not get arrested for 48 hours.
3. I’d still hit it. Well, that’s a big blur.