Panty Creamer Of The Day: Paul Walker In Hawaii

This is the part of your day when you curse at your high school guidance counselor and the adults in your teen life for not telling you that being a professional oil applier is a career option. While some of you are making paper clip jewelry under fluorescent lights in your cubicle, this lucky soul is getting paid money to rub oil on car movie actor Paul Walker’s stomach during a photo shoot in Hawaii. John Travolta just fired his agent, turned in his resignation letter to Hollywood and signed up for classes at professional oil applier school. But he’d be a terrible, terrible professional oil applier, because he’d get fired ten seconds into his first job after telling his model, “The oil goes on much more evenly if I apply it with my tongue.”

Here’s more of Paul Walker rolling around in the sand during a photo shoot for Cool Water. COOL WATER! Cool Water, the perfect cologne for when you want to reek like the boys bathroom at a junior high school dance in 1990.

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