Night Crumbs

September 6, 2013 / Posted by:

The cover art for Miley Cyrus’ new single looks like a still from the worst objectophilia porn ever - Drunken Stepfather

Sean Avery and Andy Cohen are probably not engaged but they want you to think they are – Lainey Gossip

Carry on usual, Jack Nicholson is not retiring! – The Superficial

Do they make chilled lube? Because today’s Shirtless Friday happened to land on a day that is hotter than a throbbing wart on Lucifer’s dick – The Berry 

Oh, I’m sure Goopy Paltrow got over Chris Martin taking their kids to McDonald’s after she made them go on a 45-day lemon seed and grass water fast to get the McPoison out of their systems  - Celebitchy

A handful of Drag Race queens do Cher’sWoman’s World” – Towleroad

We get it, Sofia Vergara, you’re the highest paid TV actress and you’ve got money falling out of your ass – Hollywood Tuna 

Donkey Booty vs. Stallion Booty: Round 1,456 – Reality Tea

Katy Perry is serving up some Urban Outfitters catalog realness with her album cover – ICYDK

Speaking of looking like something that Urban Outfitters barfed up – Popoholic

Richard Simmons would’ve worked Heidi Klum’s outfit better, but then again Richard Simmons would work every outfit better – IDLYITW

Presenting the Walmart Workers Flash Mob (featuring a few bouncing yellow chichis) - OMG Blog

Jay-Z and Beyonce are on a yacht, but aren’t they always? - Popsugar

White Oprah and Michael Lohan are yelling at each other on TV. I’m sure they got a check out of it which means at least they’re not searching Lindsay Lohan’s purse for coke money  - Jezebel

Sarah Silverman wrote a sweet obit for her dog friend – Pajiba

In possibly related news, the entire WGN studio was just got sucked up into a cloud in the sky – SOW

The chick from Coyote Ugly is getting married - Just Jared

Armie Hammer is choking his feminist wife with his farts – Videogum




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