Lamar Odom Isn’t In Rehab, So Says TMZ

September 5, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

E! News and People said last night that Lamar Odom took his ass to rehab to get treatment for his addiction to booze and the bad shit. But now TMZ is saying that Lamar isn’t drying out in rehab and Khloe Kardashian has no idea where he is. Khloe galloped up to the top of the mountain behind their mansion and let out her mating call, but didn’t hear anything back. Where in the world is Lam Lam?

TMZ says that they’ve been “making calls” since yesterday and were told that he’s not in any rehab facility. Lamar hasn’t had any contact with Khloe or any of the Kartrashians for the past few days. A different source tells Radar that Khloe has been calling Lamar’s agent to find out where he is:

“[She’s] relieved that Lamar has finally gone to rehab, if that’s where he really is, but she is pissed off she doesn’t even know his location. She has stood by him for the past two years as he descended into a nasty addiction of Oxycontin and cocaine. For him to cut Khloe out is just a knife in her back. Khloe has reached out to Lamar’s sports agent Jeff Schwartz, but has got no information about Lamar’s whereabouts.”

The source also said that Lamar believes that the Kartrashians leaked stories about his drug use to the media (DUH), so if he’s in rehab, his people are not going to tell them which one he’s in.

This story has been a mess from beginning to end. Lamar’s a crackead! No, wait, he’s an Oxyhead! Khloe and Lamar are separated! No, wait, they’re not separated! Lamar’s in rehab! No, wait, Lamar’s not in rehab!

Will the Kartrashians please come together as a fame whore family and come up with one story and decide which one media outlet they’re going to leak it to? Pimp Mama Kris needs to control her whores’ mouths, because they’re farting out all kinds of shit to everybody. Wrangle up your whores, PMK, and get it together. This is not way to run a fame whore operation.

But more importantly, will somebody please tell us if Blockbuster got their DVDs back?

Here’s Lamar buying Coke and food the other day.

Pics: Splash

Tags: Khloe Kardashian, Lamar Odom, Rehab

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