ScarJo’s Engaged And The Person Behind Her Can’t Believe It

September 4, 2013 / Posted by:

And I see that Matt Lauer-ish dude all the way to the right looking like he’s gazing deeply into ScarJo’s engagement ring but is really gazing at the groom bulge. Smooth move.

Yesterday at the Venice Film Festival premiere of her movie Under the Skin, ScarJo wore a big diamond ring on the finger you’re supposed to wear rings on when you want hos to know that you’re getting married. When People called up ScarJo’s publicist and asked them if she’s engaged to her piece of 10 months, French journalist Romain Dauriac, they said, “No comment!” But a source tells People, “They’re engaged and very happy.” Ha. I love how People is acting like the publicist and the “source” are two different people. Those sillies.

ScarJo was married to Ryan Reynolds for 2 years and after he took his ass to Blake NotSoLively, she took her ass to Sean Penn and the most beautiful man you’ve ever seen Nate NailHer.

ScarJo’s future second husband kind of looks like Josh Hartnett and he doesn’t wear socks with his dress-up shoes which makes me think of all the foot syrup he’s cooking down in there, but he’s still a slight upgrade from all her past pieces. And yes, I’m only saying that because the dude on the right is really mesmerized by that bulge. I’m sold.

Pics: Splash, Wenn.com

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