After failed intervention after failed intervention, Lamar Odom has checked into rehab, because I guess getting a DUI was his bottom under rock bottom and because rehab might be the only place where he’s safe from all the Kartrashians and their kameras. Cut to an E! camera popping out of Lamar’s toilet in rehab when he goes to piss.
Two sources (source one: Kim’s left ass cheek, source two: Kim’s right ass cheek) tell People that Lamar is now in rehab. Once source said that Lamar realized he needs help. If you believe TMZ, then Lamar is getting help for his addiction to crack. If you believe Radar, then Lamar is getting help for his addiction to Oxy. If you believe me, then Lamar is really in a plastic surgery clinic to get face/off surgery so Pimp Mama Kris can’t track him down when he gets away from them.
But seriously, I’m sure that in rehab, Lamar will learn that the key to getting sober and staying sober is to RUN, RUUUUUUN far away from the Kartrashians as fast as you can. It’s too late for Bruce. They already got him. But it’s not too late for you, Lamar.
Here’s Lamar renting DVDs at Blockbuster the other day. Yes, Blockbuster still exists. No, that Blockbuster isn’t going to get their DVDs back from Lamar.