Last week, Dina Eastwood told UsWeekly that she hasn’t been sleeping in the same bed as Clint Eastwood for a while and they’ve been separated for about a year. We all figured that Clint finally ran away with his empty chair and spent his nights spooning with it, licking its legs up and down and eating Activia off of its seat. But UsWeekly says that Clint isn’t with his empty chair, because he’s with Dina’s boyfriend’s ex-wife. ESCANDALO (not really).
Dina has been friends with Scott Fisher, a basketball coach at the University of Hawaii, for 33 years. Scott was married to Erica Tomlinson-Fisher and they have two kids together. Erica and Scott divorced last year and after their marriage ended, she thought he was rubbing his parts all over Dina Eastwood. Erica called Clint in February to talk about Scott and Dina doing it. Since no peen-loving woman can resist the sound of Clint’s “always hocking up a loogie” voice, they hit it off and started dating. Clint’s dick has been making her day ever since. (Sorry, I deserve the GONG for that one, but it’s in the shop.) Clint was papped dropping Erica off at LAX the other day.
A source says that Dina wasn’t getting it on with Scott when Erica thought they were, but the two started casually dating right after Clint and Erica got together. When UsWeekly asked Dina about this, she only said, “I am saddened to see photos of Clint with Ms. Tomlinson-Fisher. I look forward to new beginnings.”
Those old sluts! How very Shania Twain of them. Switching pieces isn’t a bad idea, though. After 17 years of marriage, they probably got tired of waking up next to the same body and slurping on the same genitals, so they switched with their friends. It’s like a key party that lasts a really long time. It works for me. Now I just have to become best friends with Anderson Cooper and his man so that in 17 months (which is basically “17 years” in gay relationship time), we can swap!