Afternoon Crumbs
As Pussy Posse member Lukas Haas gazed at US Open match, he thought to himself, “Doesn’t he know that after all the Angels fly away and all the Sports Illustrated models move on to George Clooney, I’m all he’ll over have? Doesn’t he knows this?!” Meanwhile, Leonardo DiCatchAHo thought to himself, “Oh, I wonder which Angel’s naked body I’ll eat my dinner off of tonight?” – Lainey Gossip
Jack Nicholson is retiring because he’s got memory loss issues, which means that by tomorrow he’ll forget that he retired and sign up for Wolf 2 – The Superficial
Gavin Rossdale’s daughter wore St. Angie’s old dress – Drunken Stepfather
Meanwhile, Simon Cowell’s unborn son is inside his mom’s gold digging womb and quietly praying that he doesn’t inherit his dad’s furry man chichis – Celebitchy
Madonna is working on a secret project and judging by that wig, her secret project is perfecting her Bette Davis impersonation – Towleroad
Krissy Chula goes in on Miley Cyrus the only way Krissy Chula can – OMG Blog
Ray J’s boomerang dick is going to be on Love & Hip Hop LA, maybe – Reality Tea
That 50s tablecloth that Christina Hendricks is trying to pass off as a blouse isn’t doing anything for her magnificent chichis – Hollywood Tuna
Stacy Keibler needs to never do peyote again – IDLYITW
Xtina and her newly sucked and tucked body in Maxim – ICYDK
Mila Kunis would probably make a better Batman than Ben Affleck – Popoholic
Just skip down to picture #27 and live there for a minute – The Berry
Alyssa Milano uses her tits to educate us about Syria – SOW
Bradley Cooper’s 13-year-old-looking piece wore a big girl dress to the GQ Men of the Year Awards – Moe Jackson
Justin Bieber is trying to grow fur on his face – Just Jared
The person who agrees to fuck the doll man in his doll room is one sick bitch – Videogum
And the award for the best photo shoot in front of a storage unit goes to… – Crunk + Disorderly
Modeling IZ hard by Ireland Baldwin – I’m Not Obsessed
Kim Kartrashian lost a battle against a bottle of Sun-In – Popsugar