Hot Slut Of The Day!

This magical golden sofa from a magical golden Craigslist ad.

For some of us, it’s another Monday masquerading as a Tuesday, so if you feel like you just want to crawl back under the covers until the weekend, then gaze at this picture. It’ll give you hope and a reason to go on (or something). Look at that picture. It’s like Bambi sleeping on a bed of Rumpelstiltskin’s pubic hair. It’s that magical, and it’s for sale (the old golden sofa, not the sleeping deer). This ad for a golden sofa showed up on Craigslist Chicago and you’ll probably get contact high from reading its description:

A Couch woven entirely from Unicorn manes and the fur of Falcor. – $290 (Wicker Park )

One word. GLORIOUS! Amirite? Look at it! Or don’t! Cuz you might get hypnotized! I think i did a decent job of picturing the color but you really have to see it to feel it. It’s kind of color changing if that makes any sense. Like those cars that were hot in the 90’s that changed colors from different angles. Like that. There’s gold, orange, yellow, a light turqoise, pale greens. It’s a stunner. Literally. I stared at it for about 3 hours so I was sitting there stunned. And it’s in excellent shape. Totally mint except for one thing. One of the seat cushions isn’t embossed like to other two. I think it may have been switched out with a loveseat cushion. It’s still super clean and it’s not very noticeable. I didn’t notice it when I found it and neither did my friends when they first had a look. (BABY DEERS NOT INCLUDED)

The seller also gets bonus points for using an old “separated at birth” picture of Posh and Falkor in the ad. If the sleeping baby deer is not included, then I’m not interested.

The owner should really trace this golden sofa’s ancestry, because I’m pretty sure that it’s Abandoned Couch’s used-to-be rich great aunt.

via Jezebel