Evening Crumbs

Kate Upton is on the cover of  Vanity Fair and she’s been named Model of the Year. Bitch only got that title after Phoebe Price turned it down – ICYDK

Tom Hardy’s haircut is giving me subtle shades of a Nazi haircut, but yes, I still would – Lainey Gossip

Either Courtney Stodden’s nipples made an appearance on Celebrity Big Brother or she’s carrying two unripened honey dew melons in that towel – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Kanye West pulled a JLo – Celebitchy

These are all gym WINS if you ask me – The Berry

Olivia Wilde shows us the right way to wear a tuxedo – Hollywood Tuna

Alain Delon can shut all the way up, because everything is natural about getting picked up by a dude – Towleroad

Here’s the trailer for that movie where ScarJo plays a man-eating alien (and no, it’s not a John Travolta biopic) – OMG Blog

Chupa Zoe finally admits that she’s eating for one again – Reality Tea

And now Tim Tebow can finally focus on his true calling: gay porn – The Superficial

Three Styrofoam cups full of room-temperature tap water would be better American Idol judges than JLo, Keith Urban and Harry Connick Jr. – HuffPo

The producers of Neighbors really know that the best way to sell their movie is to show Zac Efron’s hairy nips as much as possible – Just Jared

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s maternity skirt is a work of fugness – Popoholic

Miley Cyrus, is that you? – IDLYITW

Three members of the Brangelina child army spent their Labor Day in Santa Barbara – Popsugar

What in the Hell kind of GD outfit is Emma Watson wearing? – Moe Jackson

Like Simon Cowell’s spawn is really going to be caught in anything that doesn’t have a deep V – SOW

So what PETA is trying to tell us is that The Situation’s mom only ate chicken wings while she was knocked up with him – Crunk + Disorderly

Let’s be honest, Melanie Griffith (or Don Johnson in a brown wig) should played Anastasia Steele – I’m Not Obsessed