Labor Day Crumbs

September 2, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

A crazy horse jumped out of a plastic cake at Crazy Horse III in Las Vegas to celebrate Spencer Twatt’s 30th birthday. And yes, Spencer and Heidi still exist – Hollywood Tuna

I like that Balenciaga didn’t Photoshop out the deadness from Kristen Stewart’s eyes in the ad for their bottle of stank – Lainey Gossip

The world would be a hotter and sexier place if all guys wore these outfits – The Berry

In gossip that is surprising to no one, Pimp Mama Kris and Bruce Jenner haven’t scissored in years – Celebitchy

Photoshop Calling: Megan Fox’s ads for Avon – Drunken Stepfather

I see that the man wig budget got cut majorly for the fourth season of Downton Abbey – Towleroad

Some crazy bitches are paying $150 to meet a 50 cent whore – Reality Tea

International treasure, RuPaul, gives international beauty, the porn iguana, some career advice – Jezebel

A while ago, Kate Bosworth was fucking ASkars and now she’s married to a dude who’s about the size of ASkars’ vampire viking dick – HuffPo

Hayden Panatroll needs to take her rippling titty sacks in for a tune-up – Popoholic

Tags: Afternoon Crumbs

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