The live audience who booed and laughed at Aryan Nation after she was evicted from the Big Brother house last night.
I knew Aaryn’s exit interview from the Big Brother house was going to be a popcorn kind of moment when she came out of the front door smiling and the audience greeted her with a slap down of boos. DING! DING! Julie Chen didn’t go after Aryan right away. She let that bitch settle in a cold skillet for a second before she turned on the heat. Then the engineers who control The Chenbot typed “drag that trick” in the Command Prompt on her operating system and that was her cue to call Aryan out.
With a scaffolding made of ten dozen Bumpits holding up the mountain of snatched weaves on top of her head, Julie Chen asked Aaryn, “In the early days of this game, you said some pretty harsh things about your housemates. Amanda tried to warn you, give you a heads up that some of your words others were interpreting as racist, how do you respond to that?” Aaryn put on a “deer with jacked up brows caught in the headlights” face and played the awwww shucks card when she said that she’s Southern, she’s from Texas, they say those things!
“Being Southern, it’s a stereotype. I have said some things that have been taken completely out of context and wrong and I do not mean to ever come off as racist. That’s not me and I apologize to anyone I have offended for that.”
Julie’s hair is full of secrets but it was no secret that she wasn’t going to let Aaryn get away that easily. Julie reminded Poor Little Aaryn that everything they say in the house is live streamed to the Internet. Julie then pulled out a pile of receipts and read some of the racist foolery that Aaryn shat out from her talk hole. The “OH SHIT!” look on Aaryn’s face was priceless and the audience laughing was worth me switching from Time Warner to DirecTV just so I could watch Big Brother. Aaryn continued to play the poor, little dumb victim:
“I do not remember saying those things (AUDIENCE CACKLING!!!) and those things were not meant to be serious and IF I said those things I feel horrible for that and I regret that.”
The audience continued to laugh at her ass when she said that she’s friends with Candice, loves Helen more than anything and that she’s from Texas and they make jokes they don’t mean.
Even though Julie couldn’t tell Aaryn that she’s been dropped from her modeling agency, the entire interview was still glorious. My only complaint is that I wish Julie would’ve asked Aaryn about those tragic brows, which go perfectly with her tragic personality.
Those brows look like they were drawn on by a Seismograph during an earthquake. Those turd brows look like they’re trying to wiggle off of her face. Even her drawn-on brows don’t want to be associated with her. How the hell are you going to bleach your ass lips but not give your brows the attention they deserve? And that’s just one of the reasons why I CAN NOT with Aaryn.
And I really hope Julie gives the same treatment to Amanda, GinaMarie and Spencer, and I hope the same audience is there to laugh at them all.