“Why didn’t I see this while casting the title role of Blue Jasmine?!” is what Woody Allen is going to say to himself after seeing Farrah Abraham’s audition for the role of a hooker named Destiny (a tribute to Miley?) in an episode of Days of Our Lives. A few months ago, Farrah sent in this audition tape and even though it was perfect from beginning to end, she didn’t get the role. The producers didn’t cast her in the role of a pussy peddler, because they knew her performance would upstage the regulars.
In the 3-minute-long audition tape, Farrah Abraham, who didn’t graduate from Juilliard, gives an emotionally raw performance and makes the powerful choice to give Destiny a rare disorder where the person affected can only say words 10 seconds after reading them off of a cell phone. The most powerful part is from 2:30 to 2:50. There will be a remake of Ghost and Farrah will play the Demi Moore role, because nobody can slap the air like she can.
But seriously, Farrah looks as alive as a cracked anal bead and the Lucite dildo she squirted on in her porn debut showed more emotion than she did during this audition. That being said, I’ve seen Days of Our Lives and I’m surprised they didn’t cast her.
And if you need more of Farrah’s impeccable acting skills, here she is acting with a non-ghost in the lobby of a brothel ran by a grandma: