Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 29, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

Marina Ripa Di Meana, Italian author, actress, stylist, director, TV personality and the lady who put a birdcage over her head to go to the movies yesterday.

When you’re trying to compete with Sandra Bullock and George Clooney for camera clicks, you can’t just wear a boring ass dress and some boring ass accessories. You have to get the flashes on you by delivering the foolery. At yesterday’s premiere of Gravity at the Venice Film Festival, Marina Ripa Di Meana stole the spotlight (not really) from Bullooney by wearing a cage and your nana’s Christmas tree ornament birds over her head. When the birds have finally had enough of our shit and take over the world by putting us in cages, this is what we’re all going to look like.

And Ripa Di Meana is a hot name, because it sounds like the name of Cruella De Vil’s sister who kidnaps baby birds for their feathers. “I live for feathers, I worship feathers!”

Pics: Splash

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