At around the 1:45 mark, actor (turned singer, I guess) Robert Davi tries to teach Callista Gingrich’s hair helmet twin Gretchen Carlson how to twerk. This happened on Fox & Friends this morning. How have the mighty haven fallen. Robert Davi was Jake in The Goonies and Al in cinema’s greatest masterpiece Showgirls and now he’s teaching Gretchen Carlson how to twerk while dressed up like he just auditioned for Jersey Boys? Is this what it’s come to, Robert Davi?!
Gretchen Carlson’s attempt at twerking isn’t even an attempt. She looks like a bossy hen who’s trying hard to lay a stubborn egg that refuses to come out. This is all Miley’s fault and she can twerk her way to Hell for making this happen.