Take Your Lemon Party Inside, You Two!

August 27, 2013 / Posted by:

The never-ending sexual tension between Alec Baldwin and the paps once again reached a fever pitch today when he threw one on a car and took him right then and there in front of everyone.

The NYDN says that Alec and his wife Hilaria Baldwin, who gave birth to their daughter about three seconds ago, were walking around in their neighborhood in Manhattan when a paparazzo started asking her a bunch of questions. Hilaria ran into a tea shop to get away from the pap and Alec did what he does best, go after that trick. The East Coast Kanye called the cops before grabbing and pinning the pap to the hood of a parked car. There they were, two grown men, huffing and puffing while one of them was bent over a car. Why is it when two grown men are dry humping on each other on the hood of a car in public, it’s never the two grown men I want to see dry humping on each other on the hood of a car in public?

The police showed up and Alec told them his side and so did the pap. They both admitted to shoving each other, so nobody was arrested and no charges will be filed. They both went their separate ways knowing that one day soon they’ll finish what they started on the hood of that parked car.

Pics: Splash

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