Bitches Got Booed: The One Direction Edition

August 26, 2013 / Posted by:

Woe is One Direction. They really had it hard last night. Harry Styles may or may not have gotten cursed out by Taylor of Sunnybrook Farms and then when they won Song of the Summer for their song “Best Song Ever” (aka Biggest Lie Ever), a tornado of boos fucked all of their ear holes. It’s unclear if they got booed because the audience didn’t think they deserved to win such an illustrious prize like a stupid Moon Man or if they got booed because the audience didn’t appreciate them stealing all of Kate Gosselin’s hairstyles of the past. But it was sweet of the one in the Joy Division shirt to make the middle one feel better by giving him a quick tug job in the press room.

After they got booed, Lady CaCa found them backstage and being the high school guidance counselor that she is, told them that they deserve all their success and she was disgusted by all the boos. And she did it while dressed like a slutty gutter mermaid. Skip to the 0:25 mark to hear CaCa’s pep talk:

Lady CaCa then told the twinks that she was going to leave, because she didn’t want to be around that kind of negative energy or whatever. So when a Little Monster tells one of her haters to die of AIDS on Twitter, she waves her finger at them by posting some eye roll-inducing open letter, but when a bunch of famous millionaires get booed at some dumb awards show, she dramatically protests against it by storming out! Bitch, please. You know she really left because she got upstaged by Miley’s legendary and embarrassing twerk-a-thon.

And I’m sure One Direction was fine. They dried their hurt tears on one hundred dollar bills, each other’s hair and groupie cooch.

Pics: Wenn.com

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