The ‘N Sync Reunion Happened At The VMAs Tonight

August 25, 2013 / Posted by:

For about three seconds during Justin Timberlake’s 45-hour-long performance, he made the clits and ass lips of every 20-something and 30-something fly off of their bodies by reuniting with ‘N Sync. If you blinked, you missed it all, but keep your eyes open to watch all 20 seconds of it, because Chris Kirkpatrick was EVERYTHING. He looked like my 50-something-year-old Tio Pablo dancing to a mariachi band while completely sober. I know Chris Kirkpatrick’s not old, but he looked like the slowest member of the retirement home dance troupe. I kind of wanted to spread Ben-Gay all over my screen while watching this shit, because he’s going to be sore tomorrow. You can hear the puffing and you can hear joints crack.

Even though it was kind of like “Justin Timberlake and his back-up dancers,” I loved it! They’re definitely thinking about a reunion tour and by “they,” I every member but Justin Timberlake.

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