So much for Alexander Skarsgard being Ellen Page’s long, golden viking beard. ASkars is back in Stockholm, Sweden and yesterday he had lunch with who The Daily Mail calls his girlfriend of a year, Swedish actress Alicia Vikander. Girlfriend a whole entire long year?! I believe it. I am a body language expert and Alicia is obviously crossing her legs, because her coochie has had several tastes of the ASkars lighting rod and if she doesn’t cross her legs, her coochie will jump out from under her skirt and suction itself to his crotch.
And the real winner in this picture is the friend with the baby shark fin hair. He’s telling all of us, “Choke on your jealousy, skanks, because guess who’s a few feet away from the vampire viking dick?”