Afternoon Crumbs

August 23, 2013 / Posted by:

I’ve always wanted to know what it would look like if Aladdin had enough of the magic carpet’s shit, murdered it and then wore it as a suit with flip flops, and Robert Sheehan made my wish come true at the The Mortal Instruments: City of Boners premiere in Madrid – Lainey Gossip

Happy Fap Yourself Raw Day! – The Berry

Out hockey player Robbie Rogers talks with Chelsea Handler and looks like a come-to-life Archie character while doing so – Towleroad

Brooks Ayers from The Real Housewives of Orange County is really trying to get on Dateline NBC, I see – Reality Tea

Angie Harmon takes the seat next to Patricia Heaton in the IZ HARD BEIN’ A REPULIBCANS section of Hollywood – Celebitchy

RiRi’s Barbadian silver dollar nipples made an appearance last night – Drunken Stepfather

I have no idea what Guardians of the Galaxy is, but I’m guessing it takes place in a post-apocalyptic world and the Blue Man Group kills all the Matrix dudes, steals their outfits and then take over the planet. Or something like that. – The Superficial

“….the crap I have to do to sell a movie…” is what Zhang Ziyi is thinking while hugging Maria Menounous on ExtraPopoholic

But more importantly, why is Julianne Hough carrying a 6-year-old girl’s backpack? Seacrest must’ve left it at her house.  – IDLYITW

One second later, the Blow Job Queen inhaled that cupcake, candle and all, because her skills are that good and they don’t call her the Blow Job Queen for nothing – Hollywood Tuna

Justin Bieber will take one of everything and he’ll take three of everything if they’re not piss-resistant – OMG Blog

So that’s why Charlie Sheen drowns himself in hooker pussy and coke. Because Betty White broke his heart 30 years ago. It all makes sense now – HuffPo

Jean E. Hill is in heaven now, slapping away the hands of the angels as they reach toward her face to touch her ethereal brows – Dangerous Minds

The Difficult Brown’s car is now as trashy as he is    – ICYDK

The true evil queen, Posh Beckham, tried and tried and resisted and resisted, but even she couldn’t help but crack a smile while at the Happiest Place on Earth – Popsugar

The hills are alive with the sound of Beehl screaming for Soooooookeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh Just Jared

Santana’s in a bikini (and I’m not talking about Carlos Santana, unfortunately) – Moe Jackson

Doesn’t everybody over the age of 1-month feel this way about Justin Bieber, though? – SOW

JLove and her latest fiance/baby father go for a walk – I’m Not Obsessed

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