Sometimes the Internet spoon-feeds you something that you didn’t know your soul needed, but when you see it you know that your soul definitely needed it. That’s what this picture of Peter Dinklage working a light-up rainbow hula hoop on the dance floor in a Canadian gay bar is. It is the cure for the common EVERYTHING. Put your forehead on that picture and let it rebuke all the demons and ailments out of your body. C.S. Lewis had it all wrong. When you pass through the wardrobe in your spare room, you don’t end up in Narnia. You end up in a gay club in Canada where Peter Dinklage and Lena Headey are hula-hooping on the dance floor. Wait, maybe that’s not a hula-hoop. Maybe a rainbow ring just naturally forms around Peter Dinklage when he sways his hips.
Radar posted a video of this magical event back in May, so I’m wondering why I haven’t seen this before and why hasn’t this been the top story on CNN for 3 straight months?