I Can’t Look At You Anymore, Winnie Cooper!

Last month, Winnie Cooper was spotted dressed like a post-apocalyptic desert whore and I was really hoping that it was her new look, because the world would be a much more beautiful place if everyone did themselves up like a post-apocalyptic desert whore. But Winnie did herself up like that for Avril Lavigne’s video for “Rock N Roll.” Since then, I haven’t stopping screaming, “WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEIIIIIII?”

Well, now here’s the finished product which also stars a Sony phone, Billy Zane, a bearshark and a drunk driving Doberman. At around the 2:47 mark, Winnie Cooper gets Urban Decay lip stain and Chad Kroeger’s ball sweat on her mouth when she kisses Avril. At that moment, Kevin Arnold got out of his chair and asked for a hall pass so he could go to the bathroom to cry.

That song. That angsty wail Avril lets out is probably the same sound every 13-year-old makes when their parents pull them out of bed on the first day of school. Even Billy Zane and Winnie Cooper can’t save this video. But I would’ve loved this video if it was silent and starred an actual raccoon instead of Avril.

via Videogum