Afternoon Crumbs
Cher delivers some Trash Heap glamour in her video for “Woman’s World” and goes green by wearing a paper shredder bin wig. Your move, Beyonce – NNN
May the “Jennifer Aniston in a bikini in Mexico” staged photo-ops commence! – Lainey Gossip
Mark Ruffalo’s like, “Your uterus! Your choice!” – Celebitchy
A Nickelodeon and YouTube star came out to the Internet and now I need to pull out my ear drums and have them looked at, because I’m pretty sure they’re all dinged up now – Towleroad
Thanks to that bra thing, Aubrey O’Day’s tits kind of look like a beady-eyed kitten with whiskers – Drunken Stepfather
Elegance has a name and it’s Mackenzie Douthit’s Dress – Reality Tea
Rest in peace, Elmore Leonard – The Superficial
What happened when Kid President interviewed Beyonce – The Berry
But in other news, I’m really surprised that PAWS hasn’t been a Syfy original movie yet – Hollywood Tuna
Shouldn’t Natalie Portman have a car that runs on manure and carrot ends? – Popoholic
The Girls season 3 teaser is so Girls – ICYDK
But isn’t Heidi Klum always naked on Instagram? – IDLYITW
American Horror Story 3 was almost going to be all about Charles Manson – OMG Blog
“Oh, let me just look under my wig for a little spare change” said Beyonce when the chicken delivery guy gave her the $2,200 bill – HuffPo
Your peen might be part of an art project and surprisingly the art project wasn’t created by James Franco – Jezebel
So wait, missing an episode of Breaking Bad isn’t considered a life-threatening emergency? – Videogum
Oh, it seems like it was just yesterday when McSteamy and the Noxzema Girl were smoking crack and now here they are looking hot at the beach – Popsugar
The Jokes Write Themselves: Kate Hudson’s face was used in an ad for a Florida abortion clinic – Just Jared
The Curious Case of Ali Lohan is still trying it – Moe Jackson
Vintage Walter White – SOW
Cut to everybody using Viviscal to grow their hair just like Miley is, because everyone is always copying Miley – I’m Not Obsessed