Open Post: Hosted By The Royal Family Portraits

August 19, 2013 / Posted by:

Clarence House was supposed to release the first official royal portrait of Prince Boy George and his makers tomorrow morning, but Prince Hot Ginge once again got into THE QUEEN’s stash of booze, got drunk on some good shit and accidentally leaked the pictures on Twitter early. Behold, the Olan Mills-ness of it all. My family used that exact same Olan Mills background in our portrait in 1988. Royals, they’re just like us!

The first one really is a perfect portrait. The sun perfectly catches Prince William’s bald ass head, Baby PG is killing his “Winston Churchill taking an afternoon nap after eating too many caramel squares” impersonation, Lupo is cursing all these bitches since he’s slowly dying of the thirsties and Duchess Kate looks like she’s on the cover of some folk album from the 70s.

And here’s another shot:

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Lupo decided to sit this one out, because: a) bitch was thirsty and; b) bitch is sick of Duchess Kate hiding his Breck shampoo (in scent: Lavender Lily) so her locks look shinier than his in pictures.

via Gawker

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