Radar says that a custody war between a world-famous actress and her partner has gotten extra ugly, because he’s using a video of her overdosing against her ass. Radar wouldn’t name names for legal reasons, but they say that the actress is middle-aged, has won many major awards, has starred in dozens of movies and she lost custody of her kids after she got into a major fight with her piece. She’s trying to win back some rights, but that might not happens thanks to the overdose video. Radar put it like this:
Radar has chosen not to identity the superstar caught on camera — other than she is a middle-aged Hollywood figure who has won major international awards for her on-screen work.
But this website can report that a disgruntled former assistant of the actress — she is one of the most recognizable faces to appear on the silver screen and has starred in dozens of films — provided the cell phone video to the woman’s estranged partner.
He subsequently used it in support of his bid to strip her of custodial rights of their children. The case is currently before a judge and remains under court seal. Both parties involved are purportedly prevented from discussing it publicly.
The actress’ assistant told Radar that one day in April of this year, she found the actress convulsing and freaking out on the dining room floor. The assistant says that she thought the actress was dying, so naturally, she pulled out her phone and started recording the whole sad mess, because
people are the fucking worst she thought of herself and didn’t want anyone to think that she murdered the actress. (Um, ok.) After the actress stopped convulsing on the floor and was fully aware again, she refused to go to the hospital for treatment and she really refused to go to rehab. The actress didn’t want the media to find out. Friends say that she always talks about suicide and thinks she’s going to die young like her mother did.
One of the actress’ colleagues testified in court that overdosed after downing a bunch of Xanax, Vicoin, Ambien and 8 bottles of Dom Pérignon.
So here’s the clues:
1. She’s a world-famous superstar type who’s been in a million movies and has won awards.
2. She’s middle-aged. I don’t know if they mean “middle-aged” in Hollywood, which is like 25, or “middle-aged” in real-life, which is like 25.
3. She has no custody of her kids and currently is in a battle with her ex-dude.
4. Her mother died young.
5. She lost custody after getting into a huge fight with her ex-dude.
6. She can afford 8 bottles of Dom.
It’s not Halle Berry, because she still has custody of her kid, her mom is still alive and I don’t think she needs a bunch of pills and booze to turn her into a mess. She’s just naturally like that. If by “middle-aged” they mean 39 and by “major awards” they mean “Best All-Girl Sex Scene at the AVNs,” then I’m guessing this is about Jenna Jameson. Jenna is in a custody battle with her piece Baby Huey, she lost custody of them after beating down her assistant and her mother died young.
And 8 bottles of champagne in one day? Bitch does not screw around. I know, White Oprah is pfft-ing at that since she drinks 8 bottles of Andre for brunch, but that sounds like a nightmare to me. One New Year’s, I drank a bottle and a half of cheap ass champagne and the next day I was crawling up the church steps to ask God to please banish the hangover demon from my body. Nothing will make me scream “Ayúdame!” like a cheap champagne hangover.