This is the reason why I’ll be crying tears of insomnia tonight. Because every time I close my eyelids, the sight of Lady CaCa looking like the gutter baby of The Thing and Black Swan will haunt my dreams.
Lady CaCa took a quick break from thinking she’s the Selena to Perez Hilton’s Yolanda Saldivar and she went over to Good Morning America to debut the music video for “Applause” on screens all over Time Square. Pigeon suicide in Times Square went up by 1000% when the sight of a swanified Lady CaCa with 2009 Bieber hair hit every screen.
I don’t think CaCa shoved enough references and visuals into this video, because it references pretty much everything and anything. If the mattress scene from Black Swan gorged itself on the magic show scenes from Desperately Seeking Susan, The Cars’ video for “You Might Think,” Shakespears Sister’s video for “Stay,” a RuPaul’s Drag Race ad, John Galliano’s ass nectar, Mimi’s mermaid costume and a Tim Burton brain fart, this is what it would barf out:
And now I need to cleanse my brain of the dark-sided image of CaCa Swan with Vampire Viking Peen!