Back in the olden days, Lady CaCa and Perez Hilton were partners in fuckery and then I guess they realized that they’ll get more mentions on Twitter if they hate each other rather than love on each other, so they stopped being friends. Cut to two days ago when Lady CaCa said on her Twatter that right after her “accident,” PH texted her a picture of her in a wheelchair with the words “KARMA” written across it and Madonna pointing a gun at her. Then this morning, CaCa and Perez’s after-school special feud turned into the worst plot for the worst Lifetime movie ever when she accused him of stalking her.
The obvious STUNT QUEEN publicity stunt started when a Little Monster, who was hanging outside of her apartment building in NYC for some reason, tweeted to her that Perez was in the lobby of her building. You know that scene in Sleeping with the Enemy when Julia Roberts notices that the bath towels in her new house are all straight and neat just like how her abusive husband liked ‘em? When CaCa read that Little Monster’s tweet, she made the same OMGHESHERE face Julia made. CaCa asked her Little Monster to take a picture of Perez in her building, because the situation is very very SERIOUS! Dumbass CaCa even told her Little Monster that she asked her doorman to let him in so he can get a picture of Perez. I guess CaCa called her building’s security, because eventually Perez was escorted out of the building. That’s what she claims anyway. And then she raged against Perez Kanye-style in an ALL-CAPS melodramatic rant.
THIS BITCH thinks she’s the next John Lennon now. I’m surprise her next tweet wasn’t: “BAN CATCHER IN THE RYE BEFORE I GET SHOT IN THE HEAD AND THE ART WORLD DIES WITH ME!!!1! #BUYAPPLAUSEONITUNESNOW“. But I do love it when messes who aren’t at all behaving like human beings scream, “I’M A HUMAN BEING!”
Here’s the Human Being leaving Chateau Marmont on Friday.