Apparently, Katie Couric thinks that Kim Kartrashian still has feelings even though we all know her feelings were numbed centuries ago with Botox and the blood of her sacrifices. Well, Katie pushed out a sorry yesterday for hurting Kim’s wittle ole’ fee-wings by telling InTouch Weekly that she doesn’t know why those Kartrashian whores are so famous. Kim called out Katie for being a fake two-faced bitch when she Instagrammed the baby gift that Katie sent her after she birthed out North West. Katie hopped on a Big Wheel and backpedaled hard by giving this open “I’m sowwy” letter to E!:
“I’ve met Kim before and I think she’s a really sweet person. I was responding to a reporter’s question, and explaining how I’m intrigued by the public’s fascination with her family. I didn’t mean to hurt her feelings. The gift is genuine, and I’m happy for Kim and Kanye.”
Yeah, Katie’s apology letter is about as fake as that baby gift, but bitch is just playing the game. Or maybe Katie Couric realized that if she doesn’t give those fake whores a fake apology, Pimp Mama Kris will slither into her daughters’ bedrooms in the middle of the night and suck their souls out. Or worse, PMK will sic Khloe Kardashian on Katie and nothing will ruin your weekend like not being able to go out into your backyard, because a rabies-ridden, barking Khloe is out there waiting for you.