Afternoon Crumbs
I like how Stella McCartney Photoshopped out the broomstick before posting this picture of Goopy Paltrow on Instagram – Drunken Stepfather
Robert Pattinson and Mischa Barton are friends because WEED – Lainey Gossip
“I’M SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS! NOW I CAN RUIN MY LIFE BY MARRYING HER!” said a sarcastic Simon Cowell after his knocked up side piece’s divorce was finalized – Celebitchy
There’s way too many towels in these pictures – The Berry
Danny McBride woke up one day and said to himself that he hasn’t punched himself in the face while trying to deal with Lindsay Lohan’s on-set fuckery, so he should experience that at least once in his career – The Superficial
Andy Cohen isn’t trying to get arrested in Russia – Towleroad
Bethenny Frankel is giving us totally, brand new information – Reality Tea
Amber Heard in Elle – Popoholic
I’m disappointed that The Mighty O didn’t give Jimmy Kimmel’s audience member a $40,000 crocodile Tom Ford bag that she bought from Snobby Saleswoman’s rival – Buzzfeed
Those 10 people obviously hate themselves – IDLYITW
The blonde one’s brows ate the brown haired one’s brows – Hollywood Tuna
Ashley Jizzdale’s fiancĂ© dude looks like an old timey villain who is trying to fit into modern day society by doing himself up like an assistant manager at Hot Topic – Popsugar
The skull-smashing cockatoo is staying dumb – Just Jared
Justin Long’s dating Amanda Seyfried, but don’t ask him about it, because he’s super private about his relationships which makes sense since EVERYONE is always wondering about his relationships – Videogum
Detox is not completely here for Lady CaCa – Boy Culture
Sally Draper’s going to be in Lifetime’s Flowers in the Attic – Pajiba
Scott IsADick IS the father – E! News
The sad thing is this isn’t even one of RiRi’s most fugtastic ensembles – I’m Not Obsessed
In case you were asking (which you weren’t), Kim Kartrashian kame out of hiding – HuffPo
Rest in peace, Notso Yatso – Playbill