LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian said that their “reality show“ (working title: The Real Assholes of Hidden Hills) for VH1 isn’t totally a reality show (what reality show is?). It’s completely scripted, but based on their lives. So, I guess it’s kind of like So NoTORIous, only way more unwatchable. InTouch Weekly says that LeAnn and Eddie want Brandi Glanville and his kids to be on that mess, but since Brandi would rather go sober for one night than be in their stupid reality show, they’re hiring actors.
Some source said, “They are going to have actors play Brandi and the kids’ characters in the show. LeAnn and Eddie were so against the kids being on RHOBH that they can’t have them in this.”
Hmmm… I see what’s really going on here. Child actors are going to pretend to be Brandi and Eddie’s kids, Eddie is going to pretend to be a loving husband who isn’t passing his peen to a bunch of 20-something side tricks and LeAnn isn’t going to play LeAnn. No, a felt Falkor doll is going to play LeAnn.
LeAnn is going to play Brandi! She finally gets to become Brandi! It’s what she’s always wanted. Thanks for making all of LeAnn’s dreams come true, VH1.