Tan Mom Keeps Making Music Videos….

August 14, 2013 / Posted by:

….And I keep posting them for some reason.

If you really want to deep fry most of your brain cells until they’re as crispy and burnt as a McDonald’s fry left under a heat lamp, here’s an easy, yet painful as hell, way to do it! Just watch all of Tan Mom’s newest assault on your senses. Tan Mom’s first video was used as an anti-suntanning PSA and several rehabs used it as a tool to scare alcoholics off the bottle (it worked!). Tan Mom’s second video is going to have the same exact effect. Tan Mom has once again joined forces with Adam Barta for her second single “Life of the Party.” I don’t know what’s hurting the edges of my soul more: that parched weave, those “Tampa, FL alley hooker” outfits, that lipstick color, her lip-synching (which is on a 30-second delay), her giving head to a Pop Tart or her declaring that she doesn’t do anal. I know I should be into the paint job on Tan Mom’s face since it looks it was done by a deranged chola, but I’m not.

With all that being said, I’m sure “Life of the Party” has already knocked Lady CaCa’sApplesauce” off the #1 spot on iTunes in HELL.

via E! 

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