Open Post: Hosted By A Glittery Bar Mitzvah Dance

August 14, 2013 / Posted by:

Now this is how you really come out as a man.

Like a scene out of Logo’s My Super Sweet 13, Sam Horowitz drowned all other Bar Mitzvah dances in sequins and confetti when he performed with a bunch of back-up dancers (who are all thinking to themselves, “I went through 4 years of dance in high school and 2 years of dance in community college for this shit?!”) at the Texas Omni Hotel in Dallas. This is like the rich kid version of Shaun Sperling’s Bar Mitzvah Vogue dance. It’s also like a dream that John Travolta had when he was just a little boy.

And unfortunately, I can only give this three snaps, because Sam made his grand entrance from the back of the giant Z Gallerie lamp shade instead of making his grand entrance from the middle of it. A true diva doesn’t reveal himself to the audience while standing BEHIND a giant lamp shade. Sam should sue his entire production team for that. They put a dent in his glittery vision.

via Jezebel

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