When you say “Oreos and Coca Cola” three times, this is what pops through your bathroom mirror. – Trixster
Noooo, a fat lady in Old Navy shorts and Payless shoes! And she’s drinking a diet coke. Don’t come close, security!! – daisy100
You can’t always anticipate when your colon cleanse is going to kick in. – sweetas
“Godammit, Chris!!! I said FIVE Cheetos were your limit this week!
FIVE means FIVE!!” – BernardProfitendieu